How To Eat Skittles FAQ/Walkthrough v1.0
by Stephen Maiorana (RoyalRanger)
E-mail: RoyalRanger@safeplace.net
AIM: RoyalRanger85

RoyalRanger's Skittles Site:
http://nessite.myrmid.com/

Last Update: 03/01/02


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  CONTENTS
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Introduction
Walkthrough
FAQ
Credits
Final Notes


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  INTRODUCTION
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Sometimes, people have trouble eating candy foods because... Well, I don't
honestly know why. But my Skittles guide is here for those in need of help
eating these tasty little round candies.


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  WALKTHROUGH
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1. First, you have to make sure that you have a bag of Skittles. If you do not,
then go down to your local store and buy a bag of them. Remember, DO NOT buy
M&Ms or Recees Pieces, because THEY ARE NOT SKITTLES. And please do not mistake
them for Skittles.

2. Now you open the bag of Skittles. Try pulling the edges of the bag apart with
your hands. If this doesn't work, you may want to attempt using scissors. Another
option is trying to tear the edge of the bag with your teeth.

3. Once you have the bag of Skittles open, get some Skittles onto your hand. There
are two ways of doing this. You can either reach into the bag and pull out some
Skittles candies yourself, or you can pour a few Skittles onto your hand. Either
way, you will be accomplishing this Step 3.

4. Put the Skittles in your mouth. I don't think much more explanation is needed.

5. Chew the Skittles. You do this by opening and closing your jaw to allow the
Skittles to be grinded by your teeth.

6. Swallow the Skittle mush.

7. Repeat Steps 3 through 6 until your bag of Skittles is empty.

8. Once the bag of Skittles is finished, find a trash can or somewhere you can
dispose of the empty bag. Remember, do not litter.

And that's that! You've eaten a whole bag of Skittles! Now you can pat yourself
on the back.


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  FAQ
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1. How do you select just the right bag of Skittles?

Well, Skittles bags basically have the same types of flavors in them. Just make
sure your bag doesn't move by itself, or that it doesn't feel like mush when
you pick it up, and you'll do fine.

2. What if you can't move your jaw?

You shouldn't experience problems like this, but should it happen, I recommend
consulting a doctor and telling his that you have "Skittle Lockjaw."

3. How do you keep your teeth healthy after eating Skittles?

Brush them. No, don't brush the Skittles, I mean brush your teeth.

4. What if I can't afford a bag of Skittles?

Get a job, you lazy bum.

5. What if the store is closed? Can I break in to get the Skittles?

I don't recommend it. You can get in big trouble if you do.


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  CREDITS
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Thanks to Mars, Inc., for making Skittles candies in the first place.

Thanks to the stores where I can buy Skittles.

Thanks to Microsoft for making Windows so I can type this up.

Thanks to Benjamin Franklin for helping in the discovery and research of
electricity so I can have electricity to power my computer so I can type
up this guide.

Thanks to whatever company that made Winamp, so I could listen to music
while I type this up.

Thanks to Denver, Colorado, because I'm sure they contributed something to
this writing, though I'm not quite sure what they contributed yet.

Thanks to the trees that grow lemons and oranges, because without lemons and
oranges, we would have no lemon and orange Skittles.

Thanks to the phone company, because without them, I would not be able to
upload this great Skittles guide to the web.

And a very special thanks to Mr. Rogers for being a nice guy and helping
making beautiful days in the neighborhood so I don't get overrun by communists
that are may try to take over my computing rights... and my Skittles.


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  Final Notes
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This guide may be used for personal use ONLY. Do not alter this document in any
way or post it on any other website without first attaining my permission. Do
not sell or take credit for this document. If you attain permission to use this
document, it must be presented in it's original TXT form. Under no
circumstances may this document be used for money-making purposes.

If you have any comments or suggestions, e-mail me at RoyalRanger@safeplace.net

Copyright 2002 Stephen Maiorana