Hall of Lame

I had constantly heard reports about how bad this game was. I had my doubts, but when I played it for myself, I thought, "You have GOT to be kidding!" Yes, those reports are true. This game really is that bad. Built as a Zelda-clone, it seems that all you ever do is run around everywhere figuring out what you're supposed to do. And get this - you're supposed to defeat enemies by running into them with your sword. May not be that bad a concept, but you wind up dying half the time anyway.

Above: Well, at least I can distinguish the grass from the trees... no wait, maybe those things are bushes. No... mutated grass. No...