Color a Dinosaur
By Shady
Color
a Dinosaur is the simplest game I have
ever played. The object is to color
dinosaurs - that's it. You get to choose
from 16 different dinosaurs, all based on
real life dinosaurs although it is
sometimes hard to tell what each one is,
due to the simplistic NES graphics. After
selecting the dinosaur, you get to color
it (what else?). There are 10 colors that
you can use, ranging from solid colors to
ones with different types of patterns on
them. Use the directional buttons to
decide what body part you want to color
and voila! you have successfully colored
a dinosaur.
I vaguely remember playing a game similar
to this on a PC demo disc. I used to get
those CDs filled with dozens (sometimes
hundreds) of demos and shareware loaded
inside. Sometimes they would feature
little known gems (Commander Keen) and
other times they would cram inside an
"educational" game similar to
Color a Dinosaur. Needless to say, I
played Commander Keen a lot more than the
coloring games.
I suppose Color a Dinosaur wouldn't be a
bad game for kids pre-kindergarten. It
allows them to make some pretty funky
looking dinosaurs, even if the picture
will be completely erased from the
cartridge right after they are done
coloring. Once the picture is erased, it
goes right back to the menu where you can
select another dinosaur to color. What a
blast..
The best aspect of the game would
probably have to be the graphics. The
dinosaurs don't look too bad, but they
could be much better. The game looks like
it was made in the 1980's, but it was
really made in 1993. The colors are a
little too plain and there should have
been more of 'em, but overall the visuals
are fairly decent.
The sound, however, is a whole different
story. The title theme is perfectly
acceptable and so is the dinosaur
selection theme, but the sound effects
are just awful. There isn't even an
option to turn the sound off, so you will
just have to either bare with it or turn
down the volume. I prefer the latter.
I don't know what that doctor dude and
the other developers were thinking when
they put together this game.. It is way
too simplistic and is quite frankly a
waste of a cartridge. If you have the
urge to color, don't bother with this
turd - instead get a real coloring book
and crayons. Trust me, it's the much
better option.
Final Analysis:
Graphics 4/10
- large
dinosaurs, plain colors
Sound 2/10
-
decent music, torrid sound effects
Gameplay 1/10
- color
a dinosaur, how much fun could that be?
Control 2/10
- B
button selects a color, A button colors
the dinosaur
Overall 2/10
My Score: 2/10
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