Dr. Mario
By Steve Kilpatrick
What's
that? A virus that you pay for and use
intentionally?
That's right. This game is so good that
people are willing to expose their NES
consoles to hundreds of thousands of
viruses. Sound crazy? Well, not if you
know that the best virus killer is on the
job. Mario has played golf, he's done
some plumbing, he's saved the world a
couple of times, he's been in a pinball
game and yes, he is even the first line
of defense for your NES. I would pick
Mario in a fight with that geeky Mcaffee
any day of the week.
Why, oh why didn't I
take the blue pill?
Well, there are more choices than blue or
red in this game, but I had to think of
something catchy right, right? Anyway,
here's the basic idea of the game. There
are little squirming, taunting, blue, red
and yellow viruses out to take over your
NES. You and Mario have to get to them
first. Mario will toss you a pill that is
either red, yellow, blue or a combination
of two of those colors and you have to
stack them up on the viruses of the same
color. Four in a row and splat
gone
like polio.
Does my HMO cover
two doctors?
There is also a head to head match that
allows you to face down your friends. You
get the same number of viruses and you
have to see who can kill them all off
first. Are you a big time ER doctor? Or
are you just some guy who works at the
free clinic in south central? If you
don't kill the virus fast enough your
buddy will and you get left with a dead
patient. Not fair is it?
Well there's no
blood, guts or spleen
Even though our good Dr. Mario doesn't
get to lay into his patients with a knife
or even a needle I still have lots of
fun. So I guess that I can't knock the
graphics just because I didn't get to see
Dr. Mario take out an appendix. You know
what I would like to see? Do you remember
how those little rockets showed up
depending on your score in NES Tetris?
Well I think in Dr. Mario you should get
to see kidneys shoot into the air or
something. Despite the absence of such
obviously needed additions the look of
this game is more than adequate for a
puzzle game. The music is aptly named,
both in theme and in atmosphere and those
little viruses are annoyingly cute. The
coolest part is seeing them explode.
Bottom Line
This game never hooked me like Tetris,
but when it comes to puzzle games I would
say it ranks second on my list. I can
more than recommend it.
My Score: B-
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