Hunt for Red October
By wolf man
Helo, my name is wolf man, and I am here to save all of you from the worst game ever created, hunt for red october!
Now, when I saw the rom for this game on a site, I thought to myself that it might be good. Ha ha ha ha ha! How wrong I was.
Seriously folks, this game is sooooo bad, that it was used to torture prisiners, but later stopped because it was deamed cruell and unusual punishment.
Allwright, time for the review!
This game consists of you running into walls with your submareen, and avoiding enimies that are grafical horrors. Not to mension, the game is damn hard. I've never made it passed the second level.
Sound: 1-10.
Hahahaha, you call that sound? Hell, there are only two sounds in the entire game! The horible noise when you fire a mistle, which sounds like hitting a peace of hollow tubing, and an explosion sound that is the worst sound I have ever heard.
Music: 1-10. The music in this game is just as bad as the sound. All you really get is a droning sound with some extra twists thrown in to keep the susspence. I have a theory on how the music in this game was performed. I think some retarded monkeys got hold of the sound computer, and peeed on it, making it sound as bad as it does.
Grafics: 0-10. Well, there is really nothing to speak of in this department. Let's just say that they are really really bad. It gives me shudders to even think about them.
Gameplay: 0-10. Horible! Just horible! Playing this game is about as fun as watching cows sleep.
Replayability: What? Are you insane? Trust me, after you'v played this game just once, you'll be digging your trusty sledge hammer out of the garrage, and smashing the damn thing into oblivian.
Final note: please, for the safety of us all, don't get this game! If you do, get the rom, but delete it with in twenty four howrs. You won't miss it.
Final score: 1-10 worst game ever!
My Score: 1
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