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All rise, the court's in session, blah, blah, blah... you know the drill. |
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We are seeing the case of Swordsman vs. Kirby, the honorable Judge Light presiding! |
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Thank you, baliff. Have all parties been sworn in? |
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Yessir. |
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Okay, without further adieu, will Swordsman please inform the court on the nature of this case? |
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Well, your honor, I'm suing the defendant on the grounds of outright robbery of my personal possessions. He stole my sword! |
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Alright, Kirby, you have heard the accusation, now how do you plead? |
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I plead not guilty your honor! |
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Alright. Swordsman, please state your case. |
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Well, you see, your honor, I was just standing around minding my own business, practicing what I learned in my fencing classes. When all of a sudden... WHAM! This maniac flies along and tries to eat me! Luckily, I was able to escape just in time, but he swallowed my sword. Or at least I thought he did. Before I knew what was going on, I saw him flying off with my sword in his hand! |
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I object! He's trying to influence the court! |
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Objection sustained. Swordsman, please just relate the incident without all your descriptions, "maniac" and all. |
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I'm finished my story. |
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Any witnesses you'd like to call up? |
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No sir. |
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Kirby, please relate the incident in your own words now. |
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Well, your honor, I was on an important mission, and... well, you may find this hard to believe. I have this, ummmm... power of sorts. I can swallow something or someone and inherit its power. |
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I object, your honor! Defense is telling fairytales to sway the court's decision! |
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Stories?! I object! |
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You object to what? |
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I object that he objected! |
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Oh yeah?! Well I object that he objected that I objected! |
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Well I object that he objected that I objected that he objected that, ummm... |
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Well I object that you objected to my story in the first place! |
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Don't make me come over there and swallow you! |
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Order in this court! |
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Oh shut up! |
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Yeah! I object that you'd butt-in to our argument! |
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So do I! |
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What the... |
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You think you're all tough up there or something! |
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Baliff, please take control of this! |
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Alrighty! |
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Oh no! A big scary mushroom is gonna attack us! |
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I dare you to even touch me! |
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I'm afraid this may get ugly... |
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Oh no... |
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Don't tell me you're a... a... a... |
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Blackbelt! |
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I never thought I'd have to take such extreme measures in this courtroom. |
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Pheh. I still got years of experience to back me up! |
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HIYYYYYYYYAH! |
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Thank you, baliff, for restoring order here! |
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No problem. |
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Do the parties understand that one more outburst like that and they can face some serious jail time? |
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Yeah, I got it. |
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Mmmph, mmmph. |
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Baliff, please take that gag out of his mouth. |
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Sorry, your honor, I forgot. |
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| | ::Baliff removes the gag from Kirby's mouth:: |
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Phooey. That's better. |
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Now, are you gonna be a good little... what the heck are you anyway? |
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Just a weird pudgeball. I'll be good. |
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Good, then. Now where were we? Ah yes! You were explaining about some goofy "power" of yours. |
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I was. The truth of the matter is, the plaintiff got away from me, I mistook him for an enemy of mine trying to help in the evil plot to destroy my world. His sword must've fallen somewhere. I swallowed another guy that looked like him, a bad guy mind you, took his power of swordsmanship, and the plaitiff mistook me as stealing his sword. It's all really very simple. |
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Ummm... |
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That made no sense... |
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What do you mean? It makes perfect sense! And I ain't saying that whole thing again. |
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Kirby, what I have just heard is the biggest crock I've ever heard conjured up in this courtroom. |
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What?! How can you say that? |
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Simple. I open my mouth and the words come out. |
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Ha ha, very funny. |
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I don't even want to hear anymore! |
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What?! What kind of fair courtroom is this?! |
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Look, you're already facing charges of theft and perjury in the court. Want to make it worse? |
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Fine then! I'll give you your stupid sword! |
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::Kirby releases a star that bounces around the room:: |
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Somebody touch that! |
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I can't, I'm all tied down! |
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Hurry, before it disappears! |
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I'll get it! |
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| | ::Baliff touches the star:: |
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| | ::A bright light quickly encompasses the room:: |
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Weird. I feel... invigorated. |
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My sword! |
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Baliff, untie Swordsman and give him his sword. |
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| | ::The baliff unties Swordsman and hands him the sword:: |
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Thanks! |
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Well, I think we can all agree that Kirby is guilty here. |
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No wait! Don't convict me! |
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In light of all I have seen and heard... |
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Please, no! |
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I find Kirby guilty of thievery and perjury in the court! |
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| | ::Kirby struggles to get free of the ropes:: |
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I sentence you to twenty years in prison! |
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NOOOOOOOOO! You can't do this to me! I'm a nice guy, really! |
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Baliff, take this... thing out of my courtroom! |
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Yessir. |
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| | ::The baliff begins to untie Kirby:: |
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| | ::Kirby breaks free, swallows Baliff and spits out a star:: |
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WHAT THE...?! |
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| | ::Kirby then takes a leap towards Judge Light:: |
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Wait! What are you doing?! |
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Sorry, judge, I have people to save, and I can't let you get in my way. |
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Whaaa... |
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| | ::Kirby swallows Judge Light:: |
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Okay, I'm the judge here now! I hearby find Kirby not guilty! |
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Furthermore, I find Swordsman guilty of every offense in the book and I sentence him to entrapment in the game of Hydlide for the rest of his life. |
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Aww nuts... |
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Court is now adjurned! |
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Wait, you're just going to leave?! |
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Oh no. I haven't forgotten about you... |
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Later...
